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“Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don't believe it
of any other sport but their own.”
-Alistair Cooke
“We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.”
-Vince Lombardi
“The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side
wins.”
-Tom Canterbury
“When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do
is screw up your taxes.”
-Don Drysdale
“With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.”
-Pete Rose
“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”
-Jack Handey
“Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need
instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.”
-Rita Rudner
“Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we
all?”
-Vin Scully
“Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they
can't when they finish.”
-Martin H. Fischer
“October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet
fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.”
-Jason Lov
“I would have thought that the knowledge that you are going to be leapt
upon by half-a-dozen congratulatory, but sweaty team-mates would be
inducement not to score a goal.”
-Arthur Marshall
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