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"The Middle Eastern states aren't nations, they're quarrels with
borders."
-PJ O'Rouke.
"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!"
-Steve Martin.
"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park
was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you
here?'."
-Paul Merton.
"In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed
country don't breathe the air."
-Jonathan Raban.
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-Dan Quayle.
"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
-Bob Hope.
"Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had
always been hushed up."
-Oscar Wilde
"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an
Armenian."
-Woody Allen
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