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“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would
have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.”
-Ronald Reagan
“I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't
know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want
it.”
-Bill Cosby
“I either Get what I want or I change my mind.”
-Dreams For An Insomniac
“I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.”
- George Carlin
“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
-George Carlin
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.”
-Fred Allen
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
-Harry S. Truman
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
-Mark Twain
“Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans
bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!”
-Animal House
“A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first
thought of.”
-Burt Bacharach
friendship sayings
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to
crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three
out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a
dead body.
Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in
a relationship and find out you still care for that person.
A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just
have to let go.
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