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“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.”
Bernard Baruch
“Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell
happened.”
-Cora Harvey Armstrong
“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.”
-Maurice Chevalier
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or
not.”
-Mark Twain
“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
-Phyllis Diller
“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”
-John P. Grier
“If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken
better care of myself.”
-Ubie Blake
“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
-John Glenn
“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
-Anonymous
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie
about your age.”
-Lucille Ball
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